Co-Founder, Roaster + Chief Operating Officer

What would you title your autobiography? “Zach of All Trades”

If someone made a movie about your life, who would you want to be cast as you? Paul Rudd.

If you didn’t work in coffee, you would want to work in: Law.

What is your favorite/go-to drink at MCCC? Cold Brew + Splash of Oat Milk & Simple Sugar

“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade so you’ll have something to drink while you take the seeds and plant your own lemon tree.”

Co-Founder, Chief Business Development Officer

What would you title your autobiography? Wordsmith on Hiatus (or 100 Great Places to Have an Existential Crisis).

If you didn't work in coffee, you would want to work in: Communications Research or Investigative Journalism. Maybe teaching on the university level.

If you were stuck on an island, what 3 items would you want to have with you? A deep cast-iron pan, a good knife, and my husband. He’s not an item but he’s good at building things. I wrote these questions so I make the rules here.

I’m a firm believer that only a Sith deals in absolutes… even though that statement is an absolute. Let’s discuss that over a drink.

Director of Operations + Photographer Extraordinaire

What would you title your autobiography? Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened

If you were stuck on an island, what 3 items would you want to have with you? Considering I have played many hours of Stranded Deep, I know I need nothing and I will prosper. But, if had to choose I would bring a car door (in case I get hot I can roll the window down), a deck of cards to play solitaire (to provide me with company because every time I play someone shows up and says, "Oh put that Jack on that Queen"), and 3rd, an un-filed tax return (the IRS would be sure to find me and take me back).

“Having a lot of tattoos and piercings is my only personality trait.”

Barista + Multimedia Maker

What would you title your autobiography? It gets better!

If someone made a movie about your life, who would you want to be cast as you? Wynona Ryder! but like in the 90s. She’s just incredible.

If you could have any super power, what would you choose? Teleportation! So many of my friends live in different parts of the world and I would love to be able to just visit them without having to drive for hours.

If you were stuck on an island, what 3 items would you want to have with you? Read superpower above ^^ duh. But if I HAD to: 1) george foreman grill. 2) 6 strips of bacon. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. sue me. 3) burn cream.

Shift Lead + Developer + Amateur Voice Actor + GM + Podcast Host

He hasn’t answered these questions yet. Very mysterious guy.

Barista + Certified Aircraft Powerplant Repairer

What would you title your autobiography? “Life Is Hard, but Words Are Harder”

If you could meet anyone in the world (dead or alive) who would it be and why? Arnold Schwarzenegger, this man has done everything from bodybuilding, acting, business, to being a governor. I feel like I would never run out of questions to ask.

What would a dream vacation look like for you?
Disappearing into the mountains, and kicking it in a log cabin where I can see everything from the porch.

“I will laugh at anything that’s even remotely funny, including dad jokes! I have a weakness to dad jokes.”

Barista by Night, Helicopter Mechanic by Day

What would you title your autobiography? Carito y los enanitos verdes (Carito and the green dwarfs).

If you didn't work in coffee, you would want to work in: Lead Mechanic, International Space Station.

If you could meet anyone in the world (dead or alive) who would it be and why? Michael Jackson, because I wanted to go to a live concert.

If you were stuck on an island, what 3 items would you want to have with you? A tent, pajamas and a machete.

Barista + Importer of Japanese Cars + Mechanic